What if there were Bumble A’s and not just Bumble B’s?
Copyright © 2004 by Karl D. Klicker

What if there were Bumble A's and not just Bumble B's?

And what if there were Bumble C's—and D's and E's and F's and G's?

Maybe then the Bumble ANTS would walk around in bumble pants. (would flowers grow on bumble plants?)

Would Bumble CATS be cool and cute—even in a hot purr suit?

Would Bumble DINOSAURS lay eggs? And would they have six bumble legs?

A Bumble EWE would be a sight, but a bumble me would be a fright!

Where would Bumble FLAMINGOS go? Would they fly through flaming O's?

Imagine Bumble GUINEA PIGS, wearing bumble Guinea wigs . . . dining out on bumble figs.

Would Bumble HORSES get bumble hives? Could they learn to count by fives?

Would Bumble IGUANAS eat bumble honey that costs a lot of bumble money?

And would a Bumble JELLYFISH make a peanut butter wish?

Would triplet Bumble KANGAROOS need a rumble seat . . . or two?

Would Bumble LLAMAS have bumble mammas in black and yellow bumble-‘jamas?

And how about the Bumble MOOSE—what if they were on the loose!

Would you think a Bumble NEWT could give a horn a bumble toot? Or play a silver bumble flute?

Imagine Bumble OCTOPUS, Wearing something fabulous . . .

Would purple Bumble PENGUINS eat bumble plums for purple treats?

And think about the Bumble QUAIL, answering her bumble mail.

Would Bumble RABBITS ever stop, if they learned to bumble hop?

A Bumble SEAHORSE with a saw . . .

A bumble sawhorse with a “C” . . .

(Could a Bumble SEAHORSE see what a sawhorse saw?)

How would Bumble TURTLES hide—with their bumbles tucked inside?

Would nimble Bumble UNICORNS wear bumble baseball uniforms?

Would Bumble VULTURES venture in to hear a bumble violin?

Would Bumble WOODCHUCK like his name—if you called him Charles—all the same?

And would a Bumble WOMBAT bat if she wore a cricket hat?

Would Bumble XENOSAURIDAE—hang around where lizards play?

We’re near the end, and Bumble YAK gets on the phone to yak, yak, yak.

And last, I think, are bumble stripes—the kind for Bumble ZEBRA types.

They won’t come off with ZEBRA wipes.

And if you try—the ZEBRA gripes!

I think that’s it, to you from me,

the Bumble A’s through Bumble Z’s.

What’s that—I left a letter out?

The letter with the biggest clout?

—Okay . . . here we go again . . .

What if there were Bubble B's

and not just only bumble bees . . .

What if there were Bubble BEES

Who counted everything in 3’s?